Shaqtion

What’s “Shaqtion,” you ask?

You know how you’re always getting confused when people say things like “I’m five foot seven”? Seriously, what does an inch even look like? Today’s on-the-go professional has no frame of reference for such antiquated units of measure. “I’m too busy leveraging my social media presence to know how big an inch is,” you’re probably saying. Look buddy, I’m nodding my head right along with you.

Well, Shaqtion replaces these complicated inches and pounds with something that everyone can relate to: Your size, relative to Shaquille O’Neal. Everyone knows how big Shaq is, right? He’s been playing basketball and rapping on your television for years now. Dude’s huge!

So, how many Shaqs per Shaq are you?

Although it doesn’t look like it in the picture, I am more than half a Shaq (.54 to be exact).

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