He weighed 11 pounds, wasn’t neutered, was negative for parasites, fleas and worms, and had some very strange habits. He’d stand in front of a mirror for an eternity barking at himself. His three favorite things to do on walks were bite the heads off dandelions, lick up ants, and knock over beer bottles. He’d pretend he was Super Chubby.
I really tried to change his name. Steve, Sue, Pumpkinhead, .. Chubby used to try to get away and occasionally he would in very public places.
The day I got him